A Guerrilla Garden Adventures Disclaimer

…because apparently some people just don’t seem to have a sense of humor.
Guerrilla Garden Adventures Suspect Brenda Dyck
Any information, links, products or ideas shared by the Guerrilla Garden Adventures website or brand should never be misconstrued as professional advice. Any resemblance to Master Gardeners, living or dead, is purely coincidental. I, Brenda Dyck cannot in any way condone the validity or accuracy of any of the links, information, or ideas contained on, to, with or by the Guerrilla Garden Adventures website or brand. You do so at your own risk!
I will only recommend, give away or sell products that I have personally tried (or find really funny) and I promise to also let you know about any garden products that suck so you can save your gardening budget for something really worthwhile. These garden, lifestyle, internet experiences, recommendations and adventures are based on my own Guerrilla Garden Adventures or that of some close personal friends, whom for legal reasons sometimes will prefer to remain anonymous.
Be warned that certain pencil pushing bureaucrats and anti-gardening strata members may view some of the Guerrilla Garden Adventures as dangerous, immoral and/or downright illegal. Warning letters and fines have been known to be issued for unauthorized gardening by cities and strata councils alike so your guerrilla gardening activities might have to be a covert operation. In which case a security camera placement check and a mask may be in order. Just remember that you and you alone will be held responsible for your own actions and any fines incurred.
Also note that I, Brenda Dyck, the owner of Guerrilla Garden Adventures have a history of presenting humorous opinions, information or materials which are sometimes outside of the mainstream and that this can be especially offensive to “certain” people who take life just a little bit too seriously.
So as per legal advice let me additionally state in this disclaimer that:
The Guerrilla Garden Adventures website and brand is intended for humorous and entertainment purposes only!
Neither myself (Brenda Dyck), my company (Guerrilla Garden Adventures) nor anyone associated with me (my accomplices) will assume any liability or indemnity, or be otherwise emotionally, financially, or morally responsible for any issues or legal proceedings arising (either real or imagined) from anyone who decides to follow, embark upon or get involved in any sort of Guerrilla Garden Adventures or related shenanigans.
By accessing, looking, engaging, or interacting in any way with the Guerrilla Garden Adventures website and brand or myself (Brenda Dyck) you are agreeing to be bound by all the terms and conditions of this agreement. Please note that if you decide you do not wish to be bound by this agreement then you may not use, engage, or access the Guerrilla Garden Adventures website, information or myself in any way, shape or form and must leave the Guerrilla Garden Adventures website or leave the immediate vicinity of said Guerrilla Garden Adventures immediately!
On the other hand, if you choose to be a funny, responsible, accountable, decent human being who is not easily offended, has a sense of humor, and promises not to be litigious for any reason whatsoever then feel free to join in the Guerrilla Garden Adventures and find out what Garden Rebels are doing to make the world a greener, happier, and more creative place!